So I'm sitting at the airport and there was just an announcement on the loud speaker that went something like... "Thank you for flying out of Tampa International Airport, due to increased security risks some items may no longer be taken on flights. These items include weapons, hazarderous materials, and any cuttlery equipment. If you need specific details on what these items include please visit the security booth"...

I think what they meant to say is... "Hey dumbasses, dont try bring your guns or bombs on our planes, if you dont know what a weapon is im obviously not talking to you, and I'm not to sure if your mentally fit to be wondering around without a helmet on. Thanks for flying tampa international."