G-mail announces plan to rid the world of drunk emails!!!  After a certain time g-mail will now make you answer math problems in order to send your emails.  

Its a great idea if your worried about sending emails that you will regret later, but what if your just a DUMB ASS?  "Damn it g-mail I really need to send this email but this question was not on my G.E.D. exam!"

Calculus?????? I need to go back to Yahoo!

Living next to a 24-hour wal-mart is not as exciting as one might think... After 11pm they stop rolling back prices and start rolling back quality employees...

HEY YOU GUYYYSSSSS!!!!! I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7!

VH1 announces new series:

Scott Baio is 47 and NO ONE CARES!!!!!!