I'm an insurance agent.  People call me all the time asking for lower rates.  This guy called in the other day and wanted to know how to get his rates lower.  In the last year he had DUI's.  I don't think you need to be an insurance agent to know that if you want to pay less for insurance, YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK AND DRIVE! 

I'm all for equal opportunity employment, but at some point we need to draw the line.  I went to Burger King today and had Terry Schiavo taking my order.  It took 45 minutes to get my chicken sandwich.

I know this girl who hates her teacher..... She's homeschooled.  I think she may have bigger issues then geometry.

The Begining of the Future

This blog entry will be the first and last of its kind.......

this blog will become quick and light daily thoughts that should make you rotfl jk just lol

For starters welcome to my blog..

I am Matt Sorrentino sometimes known as Turtle(before entourage btw).  From NJ live in FL.  Im fat and well aware of it.  I want to be famous and wealthy.  I can succeed at almost everything and am satisfied by almost nothing but I am far from pessimistic.  

It is my time.. or at least it will be soon!